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Dorian Pavus
@SUBUBI

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[inconstantly]

i've gone clean shaven

and i plan to stay that way throughout the remainder of the mission

[excelsus]

what in the name of the Maker's frilly, flaming knickers possessed you?

[inconstantly]

that's about the kind of reaction i expected

let's just say i heard a compelling argument regarding upkeep and our survival

[excelsus]

don't keep me in suspense I need to know what compelling argument could convince you to shave off that luxurious facial hair

[inconstantly]

i'd rather not

[excelsus]

well then i am somewhat confused as to how you shaving your face is in any way related to surviving

[inconstantly]

the spiders value impeccable grooming, yeah? that doesn't include a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow

[There is definitely more that he's not saying.]

[excelsus]

I suppose but that does seem very specific. A bit of scruff can have a dashing effect with the right attitude behind it

I don't recall anything so specific being so vital. Although it does bring something to mind

[inconstantly]

i agree with you wholeheartedly

what does it bring to mind?

[excelsus]

a recent query on why some men have an aversion to shaving

It is the first time some one brought it up, I suspect if it was a pressing matter there would be a small mutiny

[inconstantly]

you caught me, though you shouldn't be at all surprised that i've managed to stir up some kind of trouble

[excelsus]

I like trouble, besides it is one of your many charms

I won't ask you how she managed it though, but I will be lamenting

[inconstantly]

just don't faint the next time i see you

[excelsus]

would you catch me if I did? because I make no promises

[inconstantly]

i would, though i can't guarantee to hold you up

wouldn't be the worst fate

[excelsus]

well if I wake up and I find you under me I would say it was well worth the effort and you should be rewarded

[inconstantly]

promises promises

[excelsus]

My promises pay dividends and I keep them.

[inconstantly]

in that case expect me to come around in the morning

give you plenty of time to get over that shock

[excelsus]

planning to perk up my day? I could think of worse ways to begin my morning

[inconstantly]

can't let you face those spiders without feeling fully energized

[excelsus]

I'm so touched by your consideration and eagerly anticipating your presence as well