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NAME
Dorian Pavus
@SUBUBI

VITALS PUBLIC
LOCATION PUBLIC

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[thingpuncher]

sounds like a party
next time ill be there
just rest up

[excelsus]

oh yes demons and everything
you absolutely missed out
for what it's worth i am sorry if i could have traded places with noctis i would have

[thingpuncher]

i keep hearing that
the kids strong
stronger than me
if anybody can pull through its him

[excelsus]

next time they're all yours

[And because Dorian is hardly interested in an alternative where Noctis's strength would fail him he will latch onto M's rare optimism]

i'm sure he'll kill them with his indomidable spirit
If not he could use those puppy eyes but i suppose only i would fall for that

@SPIRITFINGERS

[inconstantly]

i have some terrible news for you

might want to brace yourself

[excelsus]

on a scale of 1 to i-need-a-fainting-couch how terrible is this news?

[inconstantly]

that depends on your constitution

but you should at least sit first

[excelsus]

usually it's very hearty

but alright, darling, I'm sitting

[inconstantly]

i've gone clean shaven

and i plan to stay that way throughout the remainder of the mission

[excelsus]

what in the name of the Maker's frilly, flaming knickers possessed you?

[inconstantly]

that's about the kind of reaction i expected

let's just say i heard a compelling argument regarding upkeep and our survival

[excelsus]

don't keep me in suspense I need to know what compelling argument could convince you to shave off that luxurious facial hair

[inconstantly]

i'd rather not

[excelsus]

well then i am somewhat confused as to how you shaving your face is in any way related to surviving

[inconstantly]

the spiders value impeccable grooming, yeah? that doesn't include a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow

[There is definitely more that he's not saying.]

[excelsus]

I suppose but that does seem very specific. A bit of scruff can have a dashing effect with the right attitude behind it

I don't recall anything so specific being so vital. Although it does bring something to mind

[inconstantly]

i agree with you wholeheartedly

what does it bring to mind?

[excelsus]

a recent query on why some men have an aversion to shaving

It is the first time some one brought it up, I suspect if it was a pressing matter there would be a small mutiny

[inconstantly]

you caught me, though you shouldn't be at all surprised that i've managed to stir up some kind of trouble

[excelsus]

I like trouble, besides it is one of your many charms

I won't ask you how she managed it though, but I will be lamenting

[inconstantly]

just don't faint the next time i see you

[excelsus]

would you catch me if I did? because I make no promises

[inconstantly]

i would, though i can't guarantee to hold you up

wouldn't be the worst fate

[excelsus]

well if I wake up and I find you under me I would say it was well worth the effort and you should be rewarded

[inconstantly]

promises promises